To my friend Ramon –
Ass Gas Makes Me Giggle!! Behold the power of an Arby's beef and cheddar.
Currently, my son clay is the honored one that retains the stink. He damn near cleared out Sav-On last night. We promptly scurried over to the pool chlorine aisle. It is strong but very effective. My poor wife. Three boys, dinner at Baja Fresh, one house... priceless.
Exposing Myself on a Regular Basis
“All this is flashy rhetoric about loving you. I never had a selfless thought since I was born. I am mercenary and self-seeking through and through: I want God, you, all friends, merely to serve my turn. Peace, re-assurance, pleasure, are the goals I seek, I cannot crawl one inch outside my proper skin: I talk of love -a scholar's parrot may talk Greek- But, self-imprisoned, always end where I begin." - C S Lewis